Dr. Mellow: So what kind of hobby are you going to get for next year?
Me: What do you mean?
Dr. Mellow: All chiefs get a new hobby. Mine is CrossFit
Me: What's Dr. Carson's?
Dr. Mellow: Being a dick.
Me: Ok...what's Dr. Schnoz's?
Dr. Mellow: I don't think he has one.
me: I see.