Patient: [sneezes twice]
Me: "Do you have a cold?"
Patient: "No. It's just allergies. I have really bad cat allergies and I just came from my girlfriend's house."
Me: "She's got a cat."
Patient: "She's got 13 cats."
That's a lot of cats.
How sweet that the patient ('P' is so devoted to his -I assume P=male- girlfriend as to tolerate the allergies. Romance may not be dead, after all.
ReplyDeleteI hope they're fixed or else he's going to have 130 cats in a year.
ReplyDeleteI'm down to nine cats.
ReplyDeleteI have 5 kitties and one dog. That's enough for this house.
ReplyDeleteAs "Sheldon Cooper" would say That's A "clouder" of cats!
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