Becca

Patient: "What did you say your name was?"

Me: "Dr. McFizz."

Patient: "Becca?"

Me: "No, Dr. McFizz."

Patient: "Becca."

Me: "No. It's Dr. McFizz. M-C-F-I-Z-Z."

Patient: "..."

Me: "Anyway, what did you want to ask me?"

Patient: "Well, Becca..."

Even though my last name isn't actually McFizz, I swear it doesn't sound anything like "Becca."