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Chill Out

I've sent you this link because we've reached a point in the discussion where we are no longer being respectful of one another in expressing our opinions. We may be trying to make a point but it is so laced in name-calling and personal insults that it is completely lost. And frankly, it's embarrassing to both of us. I have no desire to hurt your feelings and if you have a modicum of humanity, hopefully you feel the same. So I am going to call an end to this discussion.

If you are still pissed off, here are some things you can do instead to calm down:

1) Take a bubble bath

2) Eat a chocolate brownie (minimum 500 calories)

3) Hug a loved one (if you are still angry, keep arms at mid-chest to avoid accidental strangling)

4) Go for a run

5) Read a good book (+/- on the toilet)

6) Meditate

7) Pleasure yourself

8) Zumba

And if none of that works, I've observed good things with the pacifier.

In any case, I will no longer be participating in this discussion. If this is on my blog, all your future comments on the thread will be deleted.

Have a lovely day!

8 comments:

  1. SusanMay 31, 2013 at 7:59 AM

    Fizzy: hilarious and creative. It might be less stressful for you to just delete any such meanness and fuhgeddaboutit. don't waste any time with the haters. I might go make some brownies now, since my doctor suggested it. :)

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    1. FizzyMay 31, 2013 at 2:21 PM

      Thanks :) Deleting would also work, although it wouldn't be as much fun as coming up with this list. Plus I couldn't do it on someone else's blog.

      And remember: the brownie must contain at least 500 calories for it to work :)

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  2. AnonymousMay 31, 2013 at 10:31 AM

    Ahhhh, ahhhh, ahhhh oh boy thank you for the reminder to do that!

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  3. AnonymousMay 31, 2013 at 2:57 PM

    Now I am going to have to argue with you about how emotional eating contributes to the obesity epidemic and...oh, screw it. I'll go have a brownie.

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  4. AnonymousJune 1, 2013 at 8:04 AM

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAH....love thisssssss

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  5. ...June 2, 2013 at 2:38 AM

    Can I print this list and post it in our break room at work?

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  6. AnonymousJune 3, 2013 at 8:22 AM

    Oh, wow. Do you realises how many different combinations you can make out of that list? I'm looking forward to my bubble bath with a chocolate brownie in one hand, book in the other, followed by an evening cuddling my SO while meditating and... ;)

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