Medical Specialty Quiz

What's your medical specialty?





1. When you see a girl/guy you like, the first feature you notice about him/her is his/her:

big, juicy brain

kind heart

beautiful eyes

lovely bone structure

flawless skin

well-formed urinary tract



2. If you could be any kind of animal, you would be a:

surgeon-bird

tit mouse

baby seal

owl

urine monkey

baboon

grizzly bear



3. You like to wake up at:

4 AM

7:30 AM

noon

midnight -- you avoid daylight if possible

You never sleep





4. Which of the following songs do you like best?

"Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"

anything by Marilyn Manson

"In Your Eyes" by Peter Gabriel

"Like a Virgin" by Madonna

"Like a Surgeon" by Weird Al

"Photograph" by the Verve Pipe

"Let's Get Physical" by Olivia Newton-John

you only like the ticking of a metronome



5. Your favorite outfit consists of:

Scrubs

bloody scrubs

a white coat

a nice suit

ripped jeans and an "I'm with stupid" T-shirt

gym shorts

khaki slacks and matching sweater

urine-soaked scrubs



6. Your best friends are:

surprisingly normal

under age 8

women

running a marathon

constantly urinating on you

insane

asleep

dead



7. Your favorite food is:

artichoke heart

veal

veggie patties

kidney beans

eye of newt

chicken wings

chicken breast



8. In medical school, your philosophy was:

You studied a lot and it paid off

P = MD

F + make-up exam = MD

You were always first in the class, even if it meant murder

Why study when you have friends in high places?



9. Your TV hero is:

Dr. Peter Benton on "ER"

Dr. Quinn, medicine woman

that guy from "Scrubs"

Big Bird

Muldor or Scully, you can't decide

Frasier Crane

Joe from Family Guy

Al Bundy

the Noxzema girl



10. Your favorite color is:

blood red

piss yellow

flesh-colored

clear

bone white

brown

pink

gray

baby blue




11. When you were a kid, you wanted to be a:

doctor

police detective

fireman

ballerina

Olympic gold medalist

systems analyst

nanny

bum

orthopedic surgeon



12. Imagine you are standing in the lobby of a building and you have to get upstairs. Before you is a staircase and a rather slow elevator. What is the least number of stairs you'd be willing to walk up rather than taking the elevator?

None -- you're taking the elevator no matter what

You'd be willing to walk up one flight, but no more

Two flights

Three flights

Four flights

No matter what, you're walking up


13. Who is your favorite superhero?

Batman

Superman

Wonderwoman

The Incredible Hulk

Spiderman

Professor Xavier

Radioactive Man

Aquaman

Daredevil

The Power Puff Girls

The Flying Anesthesiologist



14. The one household item you cannot live without is a:

TV

vanity mirror

bed

treadmill

microwave oven

microscope

toilet

carving knife



15. I'd most like to be:

filthy rich

just rich

moderately wealthy

upper middle class

just filthy




16. Your favorite deadly sin is:

(interpret this question freely)

gluttony

sloth

greed

vanity

wrath

envy

lust








Disclaimer: This quiz is not intended to be taken seriously. Please don't let it determine your life.


13 comments:

  1. UnknownAugust 31, 2012 at 2:37 AM

    cool quiz.

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2013 at 9:28 PM

    You are hilarious :)

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  3. AerisApril 10, 2013 at 9:11 PM

    FIZZY, OMG
    I read your specialties descriptions via this quiz (I'm bored (avoiding studying) and clicking favourite links) AND I LAUGHED SO HARD. Mainly because it's all true. So true. I almost spilled my drink. I am going to drink more, so I lose my immediate memory, just so I can go back to this tomorrow and laugh again.

    PS I did actually spill my drink

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  4. AnonymousJune 8, 2013 at 8:46 PM

    This is so true. I got exactly the specialty I've been thinking about (note: I didn't pick answers based on it!)

    Thanks for the laughs, but this quiz might determine my life after all :)

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  5. UnknownAugust 7, 2013 at 6:55 AM

    Epic! =)

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  6. AnonymousFebruary 23, 2014 at 11:16 AM

    physiatry it is!

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  7. UnknownSeptember 11, 2014 at 3:23 PM

    I had fun I liked the songs in question 4.

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  8. AnonymousOctober 5, 2014 at 10:26 PM

    I got what I had been thinking of! Brilliant!

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  9. AnonymousFebruary 6, 2015 at 3:01 PM

    psych for me

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  10. AnonymousMay 30, 2015 at 6:44 AM

    loool hilarious, got one of the two options i was contemplating..

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  11. AnonymousDecember 24, 2016 at 2:47 AM

    Orthopaedic surgeon
    Wow

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  12. LiftplusSeptember 27, 2017 at 2:53 AM

    Well that was a wierd quiz xD

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  13. AnonymousSeptember 9, 2018 at 4:32 PM

    Accurate. Pathologist i am :)

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